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Something fast-moving and strong, typically in running.
Whoa, he was a smilde in the race today!
smilde by Ed Smilde August 29, 2006
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SSILD • shildo • soilder • Shild • Stildo • Shildoe • Shildon • sild • Silda • Snildt
Soilder is a common misspelling of soldier, usually meaning whoever has typed the message containing soilder is a small child who has not yet learned the difference between the ground and a soldier, and can often be found being used by new players in the game Roblox. See Solider for similar misspelling.

For example, that noob who keeps misspelling literally everything he types might say, "how to bea n us mairnes soilder?". Everyone will continue to ignore him until some hopeless soul tries to explain it to him, "so you go into menu and select... (he will explain all of it to him)". Of course, the noob who keeps misspelling literally everything he types will not understand, and ask the same question until he either leaves or gets fed up with nobody answering him.
"I wnat be soilder, how be soilder?" the noob says, and nobody listens to him because he's been asking the same or similar things for maybe even hours on end.
Soilder by NewbzRKee(Probably) February 11, 2020
A brand of dildo that emits synthetic jizz and produces robot babies in vaginas.
Increases the process of pregnancy by 12%.
I used my spildo today. My baby should pop out in about a month!
spildo by bonerman19 July 9, 2009
Anything or anyone that is fucking amazing. Swildoe is the kind of thing all the homies want to be. Let’s be honest here, the word itself sounds amazing.
Man that guy is an absolute Swildoe.
Swildoe by Savagechad69 January 7, 2021
Please know the correct spelling of the word soldier and do not use the word soilder!! No one has soiled anything!!
soilder by military speller November 30, 2010
A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".
That is a huge shildo.
shildo by matthew wengler July 3, 2004
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