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Acronymn - Safe for work pornography.

Essentially anything sexually arousing but which would not fall into the nsfw category.

Examples include side boob, celebrities, sports images, things that look like things they aren't, anything on wikipedia, animals and objects like carbon bicycles.
Matt - "Dude, I just had a 3 hour meeting, I feel rubbish!"

Tom - "No worries braw, ill hit you with some SFWP!"

Matt - "Dude, thanks for the pic of Emma Watson's side boob whilst she was cycling, it really cheered me up!"
sfwp by OT_UK January 28, 2010
Related Words
SSFWP • SSFW • sfwp • sofwpbw • SSFAPWETI • ssfnp • SFW Porn
super squad of flying ninja ponies

A group of ponies with wings that have been trained in the art of ninja-ism and can aid persons in need with shankz
"then the SSFNP came and saved me by aiding me with dino-shanks and coliflower."
ssfnp by NaToLe April 1, 2008
It was my birthday, so she treated me to a SOFWPBW. It was momentous!
sofwpbw by Gnoming Fanatic July 22, 2015

SSFAPWETI 

Abbreviation for “Space Ship From Another Planet With Extra Terrestrials Inside”
The SSFAPWETI was observed by multiple witnesses.
SSFAPWETI by TaterStump March 10, 2021
Acronym for Slightly/Sorta Safe For Work. Safer version of NSFW
— Hey maaaan, do you think I can browse all these goth girls pics in the office?
— Yeah I think. It's kinda SSFW
SSFW by k0fNet May 4, 2024
ssfw is short for 'sorta safe for work.' it is used when you wanna mark something ssfw,nsfw,sfw,msfw and yeah

*srdjhqusonrdujhwehndoo*
uhhhhh ssfw
ssfw by lashiklo May 22, 2024
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