SSFWP

Acronym, Sheep skin foot ware product, generically known as UGG boots. (Ugly boots)

In winter you may put on a pair of Ugg boots to keep warm
'Im going to put on my Ugg boots now'
Alternative 'I'm going to put on my sheep skin foot ware product now' SSFWP
Fuck you Decker!

by KoRn NamiCs February 7, 2008

sfwp

Acronymn - Safe for work pornography.

Essentially anything sexually arousing but which would not fall into the nsfw category.

Examples include side boob, celebrities, sports images, things that look like things they aren't, anything on wikipedia, animals and objects like carbon bicycles.

Matt - "Dude, I just had a 3 hour meeting, I feel rubbish!"

Tom - "No worries braw, ill hit you with some SFWP!"

Matt - "Dude, thanks for the pic of Emma Watson's side boob whilst she was cycling, it really cheered me up!"

by OT_UK January 28, 2010

ssfnp

super squad of flying ninja ponies

A group of ponies with wings that have been trained in the art of ninja-ism and can aid persons in need with shankz

"then the SSFNP came and saved me by aiding me with dino-shanks and coliflower."

by NaToLe April 1, 2008

sofwpbw

Sit On Face While giving a pokey bum wank

It was my birthday, so she treated me to a SOFWPBW. It was momentous!

by Gnoming Fanatic July 22, 2015

SSFAPWETI

Abbreviation for “Space Ship From Another Planet With Extra Terrestrials Inside”

The SSFAPWETI was observed by multiple witnesses.

by TaterStump March 10, 2021

SSFW

Acronym for Slightly/Sorta Safe For Work. Safer version of NSFW

— Hey maaaan, do you think I can browse all these goth girls pics in the office?
— Yeah I think. It's kinda SSFW

by k0fNet May 4, 2024

ssfw

ssfw is short for 'sorta safe for work.' it is used when you wanna mark something ssfw,nsfw,sfw,msfw and yeah

*srdjhqusonrdujhwehndoo*

uhhhhh ssfw

by lashiklo May 22, 2024