SROW

Some

Random
Old
Woman
You know, your typical old white woman (sometimes black). Rich, might give you bad candy, smells like doo-doo, and is a REAL buzzkill.

Jeb) Yo I was drinking some shit and this woman told me to stop cuz it’s disgusting.
Men) Ah, a classic SROW

by Just your typical white guy May 23, 2018

Srow

S.R.O.W. stands for Some Random Old Woman. It can be used either as a noun or an adjective. What is great about this word is that it is not only used on cranky old ladies but can be used to describe anybody who is uncool, follows the rules by the book too closely, and is anti-fun.

Examples: a librarian who can't stop grilling you for saying a word in the library, a lifeguard who won't let you have fun in the pool, or a teacher who would give you detention for drinking in the hallway.

1. The costly express bus is full of srows who won't cease to flirt with the bus driver.
2. There was a big ass pile of cookies in the school lunchroom, yet our srow-ass teacher wouldn't let me have one!
3. "Did you hear that song by Bobby Brown that sounds like-" - SHHH NO TALKING IN THE LIBRARY! "what a srow."
4. "I was a lifeguard over the summer. " -were you the cool lifeguard or the one that didn't let the kids do anything fun? "Nah I had to follow the rules so I could get a raise." - YOU A SROW

by RattyBoi August 19, 2018

srow

adj. means cool or dank.

Michael and mason are some srow gangstas.

by Srow-moFO September 1, 2008

King's Row

"King's Row" is an expression that means everything is going really well as much as it is a way of saying you, the speaker, appreciate the other person whom you are addressing.

It is not a reference to the 1942 movie directed by Sam Wood that featured Ronald Regan. Ann Sheridan, and Robert Cummings.

It has originated among snowboarders, skiers, and locals along the California/Nevada border in the Tahoe Basin.

George Grey: "Hey, how's it going?"

Oscar Pistorius: "King's Row, King's Row...(mate, man, buddy, friend, amigo, brother, sister, etc)!"

by thingoneandthingtwo February 14, 2012

Pervert's Row

Pervert's Row is the seating directly in front of (or around) the stage at a strip club. The view is incredible. It provides easy access to the stage itself, for stage diving or stripper interaction.

Pervert's Row was full so we had to sit at the back of the bar. I couldn't see a f*cking thing.

by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005

sniffer's row

The seats at a strip club that are right at the stage. So called because you are "so close you can smell the pussy."

"I've got a shitload of ones; let's go to sniffer's row."

by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008

Vulture's row

A viewing gallery on an aircraft carrier's tower where a person may watch the operations on the flight deck. So named because it provides a strategic vantage point for the (usually non-participatory and/or non-flying) viewer to pick out supposed faults for later heckling or criticism.

"You seen Dwight?"

"Yeah, he's eye-fucking up on vulture's row, probably looking for more things to talk shit about."

by Lt. Col Igor McDickfist November 11, 2009