SPNAK

The act of officially claiming that someone ducked out of an argument. IMPORTANT NOTE: The people still in the argument are the people who are eligible to claim a SPNAK. Claiming a SPNAK is basically a way for the remaining party to celebrate victory by default. v. To claim a SPNAK. interj. The cry (typed out) given when claiming a SPNAK. Not a good thing to be on the receiving end of; of course, if this is the case, you're probably gone anyway, so you'd never know. Oh, but they do.

Bob : "So I slept with your wife yesterday"
Jack : "Well, I declare SPNAK on you"
* Jack walks away

by Chaos Valentine July 4, 2003

Sesh Snake

A so called “friend” who says that they cannot come out and “sesh”, yet proceeds to go out anyway, (most likely with a different group of friends). This behaviour is “snakey” and therefore the perpetrator is known as a “sesh snake”.

“Will is a right sesh snake! He said he wasn’t going to go out yet he woke up with sick in his sink and had no memory of his night.

by Couldhavedroppedmycroissant March 15, 2018

snake on a stick

Anyone working in the EMS field. (from the snake and staff on a star of life)

The snake on a stick crew is on the way.

by Westley E November 6, 2007

snake-in-the-woodpile

(Noun) A trouble-making, untrustworthy person who often places themselves near to others in the hopes acquiring or overhearing information that they can distort and falsify.

Nickki whispered to Robin, "I need to tell you something, but that snake-in-the-woodpile Brandy is trying to eavesdrop on us. Let's go outside so that the cunt can't hear us".

by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

Snake Tangle

A sexual gathering comprised of all male participants and are non biased in sexual orientation.

Man... I came this close to walking in on a full on snake tangle! When I noticed the assortment of sneakers and boots lined up outside the door, I decided to turn away!

by LauraKroft December 19, 2019

snakebite/bulldog piercings

1 or 2 piercings on the lower lip, giving the appearance of a bulldog or snakebite look.

Those snakebite/bulldog piercings are all the rage & cool asf!

by Starchylde May 30, 2016

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016