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Smuffin
Smuffin by silentcrys April 15, 2020
smuffocate
When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)
Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you
Man 1: yeahhh!!!!
woman 1: lay down baby
Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................
*man cums*
*end*
Man 1: yeahhh!!!!
woman 1: lay down baby
Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................
*man cums*
*end*
smuffocate by TJeva October 5, 2005
Smuffed
Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?
NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."
NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."
Smuffed by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010
smeff
Alternative musician, based in Phoenix, Arizona, but successful in the U.K. and throughout Europe. Known for elaborate stage productions, bizarre musical compositions, and his distinctive physical features; bald head, aviator sunglasses, and ever present cigar. Top European singles include "If Everyone Was Nice" and "Letters From Oblivion".
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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