SMBFF

Stands for Straight Male Best Friend Forever, basically a GBF (Gay Best Friend) for lesbians.

Person: "Hey, did you talk to Shane yesterday?"
Lesbian: "Of course I did. He's my SMBFF."

by Sistry January 15, 2011

smiffy

a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis

i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it

by Poo Eater February 21, 2005

Smuffin

a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.

Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.

by silentcrys April 15, 2020

Smoff

Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'

Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.

by BigCol February 24, 2015

smuffocate

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

by TJeva October 5, 2005

Smuffed

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.

Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."

by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010

smeff

Alternative musician, based in Phoenix, Arizona, but successful in the U.K. and throughout Europe. Known for elaborate stage productions, bizarre musical compositions, and his distinctive physical features; bald head, aviator sunglasses, and ever present cigar. Top European singles include "If Everyone Was Nice" and "Letters From Oblivion".

"I like that song that Smeff played at Glastonbury."

by 73737 February 1, 2008