shit his pants

Someone who has had an accident in their pants and/or a retard

very common with babies

Hey! Matt just shit his pants! What a retard!

by CowsGoneWild February 20, 2007

shitting his pants

Farting while in close proximity to others.

Don't go near Fred, he's shitting his pants.

by victimofdweebs March 16, 2014

driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants

that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants

by llvdoc September 7, 2017