SHMAV

SHMAV -adj. (1) used to describe a person who has long hair and is dorky, somewhat hilarious, and thinks he is better than everyone else. -n. (2) a long block-shaped object usually used to hold books and other useless items.

(1) That guy is such a SHMAV.
(2) I placed my math textbook on my SHMAV.

by drinkarizonatea May 10, 2011

Shavina

A rare and exotic Italian flower.

People name their kids Shavina, without knowing what it means!

by flower master October 26, 2016

Shaved Bigfoot

This is a large, unattractive person.

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

hem shave

Shaving your legs only up to where the top of your hemline reaches due to lack of time, laziness, or because you never wear pants that are any shorter.

I had to hem shave last night because I didn't have time before my date.

That's nasty.

by Yogurt86 March 7, 2011

shave tail louie

" Shave tail " was a term originally used in the 19th century among U.S. cavalry regiments. Newly assigned cavalry troopers were given horses with a shaved tail, to let other troopers know that the rider was dangerously inexperienced, and should be given extra room to maneuver during training. " Louie " is a nickname for lieutenant, the lowest ranking, and least experienced, rank among U.S. Marine Corps officers."

In Avatar, "Colonel Quaritch mentions that being on Pandora made him feel "like a shave tail Louie."

by Kiwi.baby April 19, 2018

yak shaving

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

by Brandon April 4, 2005

burma shave

A widely popular innovative brand of shaving cream sold in a jar or tube so it could be put directly on the face without mixing with a cup and brush. Famous for it's highway advertising using consecutive signs with catchy verses.
(Burma Vita company, 1930's- 1960s)

"If harmony is...
The thing... You crave... Get a tuba... Burma Shave"

"Passing schoolyards... Take it slow... Let the little...Shavers grow...BurmaShave

"Shaving brush...All wet and hairy...Trade it in...For sanitary... BurmaShave

by teetiger October 20, 2008