satellite high

A higSchool full of thirsty ass bitches. There's a decent amount of good looking girls, while the rest stick out like morning wood. The stereotype that 90 percent of the students smoke pot is true. If you go to school there and you don't know where to get weed, you should probably go to a different school. There's no fights #Gay. Everybody raps and where's fake gold. There's only a few rich kids and I'm one of them. Bitches where fake louis vuitton and faggets where fake gucci. The ceramics teacher is a stoner. You can smell mcdonalds from the court yard. The sophomores are fuck boys, faggets and wannabes. Every one jews you out for a fucking dollar bill. The words bae and squad are used frequently. Rich homie is fresh, Andrew is andew, moe is bro, Michael is faded, Kyle is absent, ryan is yelling, Jr has my money, Bryan is at win dixie, Jeff is is Jeff big Michael is with his bae, medium Michael is wearing a scarf, and I'm just sitting here. The vending machine sounds like a feminine Optimus prime. IT'S FUCKING COLD.

Satellite high school:, have you seen jr and Michael. No. K then I wonder where they went. Spandex......crew......let's go in line

by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015

satellite high school

A school where everyone smokes weed and is poor. No one gives a fuck about anything or anyone. Rumours spread like wildfire. Everyone wants to bring each other down.
Girls are sluts too, and the dudes are assholes
NEVER GO TO SATELLITE HIGH SCHOOL!!!

Student 1: i go to Satellite High School
Student 2: I feel bad for you, that place sucked

by Mike Skye December 3, 2013

High as a Satellite

Slang term meaning that you are very, very high on drugs.

Let's see what we have tonight, I'm high as a satellite.
You see those flashing lights, 'cause every night, every night, I put on for my city.
-Kanye West in Put On.

by YeezyPutOn September 27, 2009

sattelite high school

A school full of bitches and hoes and the guys are a bunch of tools, pot heads everywear and big scary dudes that look like the fucking Cookie Monster

Whoa dude sattelite high school = pot heads and bad food

Whoa

by Lolol trollingbih November 30, 2016