One of 45’
s more recent appropriations of an event as of 9-11-
19 due to his reliable capacity to allude
almost exclusively to himself when it comes to others’ tragedies or losses.
I’ve begun this solemn day by posting a highly attractive
shot of me and the First Lady, who's incidentally wearing
Carolina Herrera, looking out toward our fabulous New York City
skyline and so I’ve decided, after today, to proudly rename the whole ordeal “Trump’s 9-11” to commemorate and memorialize my special Presidency.