Ryerson University

Ryerson University is the go-to school for students who want to go to school in Toronto but weren't accepted to the University of Toronto.

UofT Student: Did you get any internship opportunities for this summer? I'm going to be interning at J.P Morgan!
Ryerson University Student: Yeah, I'm interning to be a bank teller at CIBC. #imbetterthanyou #ryersondecagoals

by Eric Bradshaw May 27, 2017

ned ryersoning

That thing where you keep meeting someone when drinking and introduce yourself, forgetting you've already met them because you were drunk last time you met. Based on Groundhog's Day where Ned Ryerson (Stephen Tobolowsky) keeps introducing himself to Bill Murray's character, unaware they've been in the same situation many times before.

It works better if you end the awkward re-introduction with "Bing"

"Hi, I'm Mac"
"I know."
"We've met before? Was I drunk?"
"Yes to both."
"So I'm Ned Ryersoning you right now, arnt I?"
"Yes."
"Bing."

by Thrashocalypse AD August 22, 2016

ryersyn

A Type Of Drug

Associated With Codeine/lean

Yo B I just poured some ryersyn in the sprite gunna be fucked up fam

by Codeine luver June 16, 2017

Rmerson

A person, usually a younger sister, who periodically switches between acting like a "sophisticated" adult and a hyperactive child

Have you seen Rachel today? She's acting like a complete Rmerson

by NotBillKringle August 26, 2025

Dirty Ryersen

The act of getting a blunpkin while another girl feeds a tube through your mount to your stomach. There will be shit going down to the stomach because the tube is connected with the girls ass

Oh man these girls wanted to have a threesome, but they told me they wanted to do a dirty Ryersen. Now I’ve been needing to go to the bathroom forever

by Yucky_Liam February 5, 2025