/verb/: A move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. To perform a Russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. The initiator then comfortably sits bare-assed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.
Cleatus pissed me off yesterday. I ate some beans this mornin' and I'm gonna go give him a Russian pretzel
by pretzee September 12, 2010
when you cross a girls legs in a pretzel shape and then you drill her from the top
after your done you lick her legs and throw salt on her legs and you leave
after your done you lick her legs and throw salt on her legs and you leave
by kanyejuul September 20, 2023