Rurt

Rurt is an onomatopoeiac term for ketchup/sauce as it resembles the sound made when the condiment is squirted/extracted from its container.
The word Rurt originates from the Newtownards area of Northern Ireland and its best pronunced with your finest insult-tinged Northern Irish accent.
Ketchup = Red Rurt, HP Sauce = Brown Rurt, Mayo = White Rurt, Mustard = Yellow Rurt, Humous = Greek Rurt, Salsa = Spanish Rurt etc...

Here Jonty! Pass the f**king RURT ye d**k.
Easy on the RURT.
Heavy on the RURT.
etc

by Mike Carswell February 14, 2006

Rurt

The meaning of rurt is extremely simple, it is a deflated form of the word "alright", where you are so seshed out that you forget to speak so a weird noise that sounds close to "alright" comes out your mouth. Often used by the youth after a four day bender in a rundown garage outside Budgens

Rurt mush, how's your comedown?

by Anonymoooooos June 11, 2017

Rurty

When someone says something overly gross and confusing, often in a sexual manner

Person 1: time for teletubby porn
Person 2: :pepesweat:
Person 3: This is like the most Rurty thing I have ever heard

by MortyBoi December 1, 2020

Rurty

When someone is being overly gross and confusing, often in a sexual manner.

Person 1: time for teletubby porn
Person 2: :pepesweat:
person 3: this is like the most rurty thing I have ever heard

by MortyBoi December 1, 2020