Ruffton

Rutherfordton, NC. It's a ridiculous town name, and the locals don't bother to say the whole thing. Contrary to the name, the town is the opposite of rough, and is just a sleepy boring redneck town.

Customer service: ...and the city is Ruth...Ruth-er...Ruther...
Redneck: It's Ruffton!

by GunslingerFyre May 15, 2012