getting so drunk that you pass out, vomit, and/or need to go to the hospital.
spending all of your cab money on shots and taking the ambulance home.
spending all of your cab money on shots and taking the ambulance home.
Sigz: "Debarb got Rubened again last night."
Vicki: "Wow, there's a shocker."
Marisa: "I'm so getting Rubened tonight."
Vicki: "Wow, there's a shocker."
Marisa: "I'm so getting Rubened tonight."
by vickkiiii August 26, 2009
A guy who is mixed with multiple ethnicity's who's very good looking. Who's caring and committed to loving one and only girl that catches his heart who's name just happens to be Jenny. he's very athletic, fit, has a great taste in music, an exceptional dancer, funny, smart, outgoing. Ruben is truly an amazing person which no other guy competes with.
by Santana Martinez June 2, 2014
Most amazing person you will meet.
Rubens tend to be very silly and often put others first. Very intelligent but it only shows at second sight.
Cute but extremely cringy at times. Would do anything to protect his friends and loved ones.
Usually has a huge n juicy ass that jiggles when walking.
Additionally very poetic and super empathetic, almost impossible to fight for a longer period of time.
If you're his love interest he will dedicate so much time and love you'll feel like a kween!
On top Ruben typically has a super hot and seductive voice that will make you go 😩 especially when he says "oh yea?".
He is a beast at videogames naturally and is goofy and sweet to be around.
He faced more pain that he would ever deserve but it made him who he is rn.
Super soft, must protec.
And he is a duck.
If he loves you romantically he will write poems and songs for you like an oldschool hopeless romantic highschool protagonist. He isn't a crazily gifted singer but he passes and his voice is hot enough. When you ask him to participate in something to make you happy he will most likely not turn you down because he is a people pleaser jk.
If I had to guess Ruben is not human but actually a different type of species, cuz he's everything one could ask for...
Tries avoiding conflict but if he has to he will fight for what he believes is right.
That goes for anything. He fights for his beliefs.
Rather driven by feelings than logic but not impulsive.
Soft baby but at night he-
Rubens tend to be very silly and often put others first. Very intelligent but it only shows at second sight.
Cute but extremely cringy at times. Would do anything to protect his friends and loved ones.
Usually has a huge n juicy ass that jiggles when walking.
Additionally very poetic and super empathetic, almost impossible to fight for a longer period of time.
If you're his love interest he will dedicate so much time and love you'll feel like a kween!
On top Ruben typically has a super hot and seductive voice that will make you go 😩 especially when he says "oh yea?".
He is a beast at videogames naturally and is goofy and sweet to be around.
He faced more pain that he would ever deserve but it made him who he is rn.
Super soft, must protec.
And he is a duck.
If he loves you romantically he will write poems and songs for you like an oldschool hopeless romantic highschool protagonist. He isn't a crazily gifted singer but he passes and his voice is hot enough. When you ask him to participate in something to make you happy he will most likely not turn you down because he is a people pleaser jk.
If I had to guess Ruben is not human but actually a different type of species, cuz he's everything one could ask for...
Tries avoiding conflict but if he has to he will fight for what he believes is right.
That goes for anything. He fights for his beliefs.
Rather driven by feelings than logic but not impulsive.
Soft baby but at night he-
by The one and only redhead mj July 7, 2021
A very sweet, kind boy. He's very tall and he's not that cute but he's not ugly either. He has a great smile. Don't mess with his friends or family or he will do whatever it takes to defend them. He has a huge heart. He's hispanic and speaks fluent spanish. He can dance and sing. If you are lucky enough to be his girl he will treat you like a queen. He is so smart and is usually good at basketball and very athletic in general. He is almost the perfect guy.
by Bella.g June 7, 2019
a sexy and sensitive guy. can be extremely emotional. never shy and always ready to make a new friend wherever he goes. girls are easily attracted to rubens but they know not to play with they hearts. and when he finds the right girl he tends be VERY protective over her.
by shadowkitten February 4, 2010
He is out of this world . . . unreal in all he does , he stands out to the unique, he dedicates him self to everyone. hes loving hes caring , hes real ! hes hardheaded hes arrogant but hes fair. he knows how to treat a female, does not let his dick get the best of him. smart , athlete, usually spanish ! great in bed ! usually multi talented ! he's dedicated to what he loves, he does not turn his back on people. but he can be the biggest asshole !
by NYC ! October 13, 2011
A sexy curly haired guy, that always looks Scruffy, always looks like a tuff guy but is actually an amazingly nice guy that u can talk to for days. If he loves you, he will actually love you. Can be mean but always kidding. Ice cream hater, loves beer. Give him a hug and never let go:) And he's a little kid
by mdrbaby16 June 28, 2011