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Columbus Rowboat 

A sexual act in which the arm pit is used to give a hand job to a male partner. The arm swings back and forth like the person administering the job is rowing a boat. Two people receiving can be used to accomplish a full rowboat effect.
"Martha's shaved arm pits sure made for a good Columbus rowboat last night."
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swedish rowboat 

A line of men jerking off the person behind them while yelling, "stroke, stroke, stroke". Colloquial term for a circle jerk but there is one asshole leading the March.
Sorry to interrupt guys, I didn't know the party had turned into a Swedish rowboat.

Rowbreaker

Rowbreakers are trying to break the most rows out of the coding of others and destroy their work.
person a: hey who deleted my f**king coding?
person b: ehhr... I did?
person a: OMFG, you censored Rowbreaker!!
Rowbreaker by tehRobin May 13, 2009

Rowbeast 

imagine a beast rowing a boat, now imagine that beast is a hideously ugly person. That is a rowbeast.
Get a load of that rowbeast over there
Rowbeast by mutualslumpy November 18, 2015

Swedish Rowboat 

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.
Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?
Swedish Rowboat by BigityBam February 19, 2018

Swedish rowboat 

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.
“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting
Swedish rowboat by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018