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The best mothereffing dorm in all of the beautiful school of Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles California. Many attractive people live in said dorm and a party is always just a knock away. ROSEFUCKINGCRANS!!! Some people call us Rosecrabs. They are jealous. To them, I say: You may take away the crans, but you will never take away the rose.

FUCK YEAH!!!
person number 1: hey, rosecrans is tight.
Person number 2: yeah, it's so much better than living in the other dorms.
person number 1: You mean Del Ray, Sullivan, Doeheny, Huesman, Desmond, and Whelan?
Person number 2: No, I mean we're better than Del Gay, Sulliram in the butt, Doeweenie, Doucheman, Desbians, and Gayland.
Person number 1: Oh...I finally understand. GO ROSECRANS!!!
Rosecrans by RosecransRaptors October 18, 2008

rosencrantz and guildenstern 

The (possibly?) gay couple that Hamlet is friends with in the play of the same name.

They are duped by Claudius into escorting Hamlet to England to be killed, but Hamlet escapes. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern then unwittingly meet the English King, and and hand him a letter instructing him to kill them both. They die. Nobody cares.

In the play, they always appear together, and seem to be entirely co-dependent. They have no real individual traits.

Despite the fact that they are fairly minor characters, they have a sort of cult status. Tom Stoppard wrote a famous play called "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead", which tells the story of Hamlet from their perspective.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in Hamlet...

GUILDENSTERN
Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very substance of the ambition is merely the shadow of a dream.

HAMLET
A dream itself is like a shadow.

ROSENCRANTZ
Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.

rosencrantz and guildenstern 

interjection

1. warning given to not kill the messenger
Don't get all rosencrantz and guildenstern on me, but I saw your sister in a gangbang video involving midgets and animals.
A blogging and twitter slang word used to describe fans of the popular TV guest, writer, blogger and pop culture analyst Alison M. Rosen. Alison won the title New York's Funniest Reporter and has thousands of fans that tune into her weekly Ustream show.
The RosenFan club luncheon will include a live "duckling" birth and a dance competition. RosenFans wish Alison the best!
RosenFans by Ted from Accounting December 13, 2009

Rosecrance 

A Progressive Deathcore band from the Chicagoland area. While keeping most deathcore elements intact in their music(mid-range screams/growls, chuggy breakdowns), they utilize very progressive elements such as odd time signatures, keyboards, mixed genres, etc. Most believe this is due to all of the band's members being avid weed smokers!
Rosecrance is badass
Rosecrance by David_Alston May 4, 2009

Rosencrantz 

1: The better half of the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern duo from the play Hamlet, written by William Shakespeare.

2: Renegade Game Counsellor and all around swell guy.
Rosencrantz is a playa.
Rosencrantz by Guildenstern September 30, 2003