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Rogue Load 

The term for male ejaculate when the coitus is so good you don’t know where your cumshot went and discover it after the fact. Often occurs in the back of a trailblazer.
She thought there was Condor shit on the rear windshield. It was actually just a rogue load.
Rogue Load by BigGay1868 September 18, 2018
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Rogue Load 

When you shoot your cum but you can't find where it went
Awh mate, I was going at it last night but I popped a rogue load and couldn't find it ay!
Rogue Load by ack hac April 15, 2017

Rogue Load 

Sometimes when a man is masturbating and finally ejaculates, the ejaculate tends to end up in strange places. This is what we refer to as a "rogue load", a load that decided to go it's own way. This is usually onto the victim of the rogue load's shirt/pants/shorts/underwear. One may never predict the power of the load, for the load is always a shifty little squirt (pun intended)
Jack: Hey Dick, I was watching some real kinky shit last night.
Dick: What was it?
Jack: Transformer BDSM. Only problem was, I shot a rogue load.
Dick: Rogue load? WTF is that?
Jack: So you're not gonna ask about the Transformer BDSM?
Rogue Load by Jack Dick Clark April 17, 2017
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B)
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A)
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