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Rogue Load 

When you shoot your cum but you can't find where it went
Awh mate, I was going at it last night but I popped a rogue load and couldn't find it ay!
Rogue Load by ack hac April 15, 2017

Rogue Load 

Sometimes when a man is masturbating and finally ejaculates, the ejaculate tends to end up in strange places. This is what we refer to as a "rogue load", a load that decided to go it's own way. This is usually onto the victim of the rogue load's shirt/pants/shorts/underwear. One may never predict the power of the load, for the load is always a shifty little squirt (pun intended)
Jack: Hey Dick, I was watching some real kinky shit last night.
Dick: What was it?
Jack: Transformer BDSM. Only problem was, I shot a rogue load.
Dick: Rogue load? WTF is that?
Jack: So you're not gonna ask about the Transformer BDSM?
Rogue Load by Jack Dick Clark April 17, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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