ROFLPOTTOMUS 

A hippotomus that eats roflwoffles and pwns faces. Easily distinguished by it's purple skin and crossed eyes which enables it to pwn multiple faces at teh same time. Hates teh ROFLNOCEROS.

Bob: omg wanna cex later?
Chris: ROFLPOTTOMUS, nty kthnxbai

ROFLPOTTOMUS by Teh Bob & Rob September 18, 2008

ROFLPOTTOMUS 

A hippotomus that eats roflwoffles and pwns faces. Easily distinguished by it's purple skin and crossed eyes which enables it to pwn multiple faces at teh same time. Hates teh ROFLNOCEROS.

Bob:pmg wanna cex later?
Chris:ROFLPOTTOMUS, nty kthnxbai.

ROFLPOTTOMUS by Teh Bob & Rob September 17, 2008

roflpotamus 

A more refined version of roflcopter, 'roflpotamus' is the cure for the bored internet linguist.

Imagine the semi-aquatic hippopotamus, chowing down on a meal of grass or aquatic plants, break into a spell of delerious laughter.

"Look mate, I know you think you're a right funny bloke, but you are no roflpotamus!"

roflpotamus by zombiecandy December 9, 2008

roflpotamous 

its like a hippopotamous, but its a ROFLPOTAMOUS

did you just see that roflpotamous?

roflpotamous by kids of the wood December 30, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004