A "Roenke" can either be a girl or a boy and depending upon the gender will have two completely different qualities. A male Roenke, starting from birth, is a very unfortunate specimen. While being potty trained he is taught to pee sitting down because it is very clear that due to his inadequacy, if he were to pee standing up the urine would get all over his own balls. Another quality that this poor young man will never out-grow, is his incapability to control his extreme emotions. The child will literally cry at the drop of a hat, or if the wind blows the wrong way. If you want to experience this first hand then shank him, spank him, and punch him in the arm and simply sit back and watch the "pitty party" unfold...u may want to wear a poncho tho b/c once the tears start flowing, they rarely stop. It is much harder to spot a Roenke in his adolescence or as a young adult. You have to be patient and know where to look. Your best bet at spotting one would be to go to your local bar, and look for the guy hitting on the "weak calf" amongst a group of girls. Male Roenke's develop an abnormal taste/standards for women, or lack thereof, in their early adulthood.
Person #1: Dude, that girl is so hot but her heinous fat friend keeps cock-blocking me.
Person #2: Man that suck, wheres a Roenke when you need one.
Person #1: Yo why's that Roenke crying again?
Person #2: He must have pissed all over his balls again.
Person #2: Man that suck, wheres a Roenke when you need one.
Person #1: Yo why's that Roenke crying again?
Person #2: He must have pissed all over his balls again.
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To enter into an agreement whereby the other party performs or pays you first, and then you do not hold up your end of the deal; you never honor your agreement.
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Get the RonkeNisse mug.Inhabitant of a typical run down council estate comprising of identikit semi-detached houses with stone chipped walls complete with rotting window and door frames. Hi-rise flats and maisonettes are also often found in these appalling shit holes which can be found in almost any city in the UK.
A Ronker’s home will usually stink of dog & cat piss and carpets will be thread bare; the original fabric pattern almost totally lost in the thick black greasy grime trodden into the ancient carpet. Other furniture will equally be worn and dirty, often most of it stolen out of skips and the council dump.
Ronker homes are easily spotted from the outside with the main giveaway being the 3 feet long grass in the garden with car engines, old mattresses and televisions with the screen put through amongst it all. Finally, to top it off, copious amounts of dog excrement can be found on the garden path and around the front door.
Appearance wise, a Ronker can be spotted in the wild by the greasy hair, dirty skin and clothes and generally scruffy appearance. When in close proximity, you will find that they typically smell of a mixture of body odour (because they never get a bath) dirt, chip pan grease etc. They will usually have more than the average offspring which grow into chavs due to their parent’s lack of education, alcohol addiction and complete lack of any skill to enable them to get a job. Their language consists of the average commoner’s vocabulary stringing sentences together such as ‘get the f*ck in here now you little c*nts before I dek yah!’ when calling their kids in for their tea, playing outside in the burnt out shell of a stolen XR3I on the deteriorating, cart track like street.
Ronkers are thieving dole scroungers, scruffy bastards, have no personal hygiene and are the biggest contributors of turning a pleasant area into a complete shit hole. They are the very low of society and should be avoided by normal people.
A Ronker’s home will usually stink of dog & cat piss and carpets will be thread bare; the original fabric pattern almost totally lost in the thick black greasy grime trodden into the ancient carpet. Other furniture will equally be worn and dirty, often most of it stolen out of skips and the council dump.
Ronker homes are easily spotted from the outside with the main giveaway being the 3 feet long grass in the garden with car engines, old mattresses and televisions with the screen put through amongst it all. Finally, to top it off, copious amounts of dog excrement can be found on the garden path and around the front door.
Appearance wise, a Ronker can be spotted in the wild by the greasy hair, dirty skin and clothes and generally scruffy appearance. When in close proximity, you will find that they typically smell of a mixture of body odour (because they never get a bath) dirt, chip pan grease etc. They will usually have more than the average offspring which grow into chavs due to their parent’s lack of education, alcohol addiction and complete lack of any skill to enable them to get a job. Their language consists of the average commoner’s vocabulary stringing sentences together such as ‘get the f*ck in here now you little c*nts before I dek yah!’ when calling their kids in for their tea, playing outside in the burnt out shell of a stolen XR3I on the deteriorating, cart track like street.
Ronkers are thieving dole scroungers, scruffy bastards, have no personal hygiene and are the biggest contributors of turning a pleasant area into a complete shit hole. They are the very low of society and should be avoided by normal people.
A Ronker can be found in any inner city council estate. Just go to the most run down area you can find and you will see what I mean. Can also be spelt as 'Wronker'
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