Roast Turkey

Pooping and Vaping at the same time, especially the post-Thanksgiving dump.

Dude, I'm gonna go roast turkeys in the bathroom.

by supersoapmanz November 24, 2017

roast turkey

When your friend is getting roasted so hard that they start to resemble a turkey in distress.

Johnny: ey mang, you seen the look on Bob's face when he was getting yelled at by his dad for stealing the car and banging 5 hookers inside, over the weekend?

Tom: ya mang, he got straight roast turkeyed!!!

by Wonkadonka May 24, 2016

The roast turkey

The action of putting your own dick into you bum hole which will be followed by a big fart that will result in a launch of your hog into the face of a loved one knelt before you. This is similar to a turkey slap but browner and more enjoyable, and in some cases with gravy.

Man 1:hey bro what's on tonight?
Man 2: just going for a roast turkey
Man 1: can I join?
*the Roast turkey is mainly for females*

by urbanLAD3 July 25, 2016

roast your turkey

Roasting someone's turkey means to place male genitales over a fire and hold him there till golden brown much like a turkey's gobble

I swear, if you don't stop annoying me I will roast your turkey!

by The Licker 6969696969XOXO November 30, 2016