This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.
We all attempted to have a Moss Ridge Breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.
by TheCartKid June 29, 2012
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An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.
-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!

*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*

-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.
by picklecockhorsetaker June 30, 2018
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maple ridge is the most disgusting city in the lower mainland filled jibs and skids. literally the ugliest more dirtiest place in bc.
“hey were can i get some crack”

just go to maple ridge bud
by maheyj June 5, 2020
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full of crackheads and skids but like its fine, lots of fights and crazyness. no one gives a shit and will do anything. its a fun but also horrible place ngl.
Maple ridge is the definition of cracky land
by ur fav gamer girl June 5, 2020
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“That dude is dope, he must be a resident of pleasant ridge”.
by Lb22o3 December 18, 2017
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A town full of rich white boys who talk shit and think they are hard. Park Ridge HS starts in seventh grade. Everyone starts smoking and doing illegal shit when they are younger than anyone in any other normal town.
Person 1, “Dude did you hear what happened in Park Ridge NJ?”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”
by girthchickenpotato November 18, 2021
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When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes
Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried
by mrs-bulldops July 9, 2023
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