Me: (coughing & calling into work)

Boss: Are you coming to work today?

Me: No, I'm sick

Boss: you where just sick.

Me: I know. I'm resick

Boss: Oh, okay

(then I go to the beach)

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Kyle: Hey Emily I'm finally done with that cold
Emily: Shit. We just smoked that bowl
Kyle: I hope I don't get fucking sick.. again!
{The Next Day(s)}
Kyle: {on the phone} Emily ugh! I got sick again!

Emily: It your own damn fault. Haha I got you Re-Sick. lolz
Kyle: Fuck me!!