Man explaining himself to Jury: No honestly I was not wanking I simple performing a cabinet reshuffle whilst looking into the ladies changing rooms
Jury: What aload of bollocks!
While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shuffle the deck to get some new scenery.
Every time I stopped at a traffic light I kept seein the same ugly bitches so I had to pull over to re shuffle the deck.
Yeshuffle is the yeshiva girl walk that very orthodox girls employ when walking very very fast to class, when they are trying to pass an unpleasant fearful experience, or when they are trying to get home for Shabbos. Most often yeshiva girls are hugging books as they yeshuffle.
It might have been an evolutionary development because of the long skirts which constrained leg movement, but now it is perhaps vestigal because yeshiva girls with loose skirts yeshuffle as well. Many argue that is a combination of longs skirts and a defense mechanism to avoid goyim activities. Whether it is conscious or unconscious is still to be determined.
Noun.
"Rivka is trying to avoid gentile kids throwing water balloons at each outside of the McDonalds, so she employs the Yeshuffle."
Verb.
"Shayndie's gemara class starts in 3 minutes so she is yeshuffling as fast as she can."
Restuffed corn is the nutrious corn you get stuck in your teeth while eating a booty from behind, commonly happens when a female/male is about to start and oragasm at the same time!
Bro I totally ate her restuffed corn last night it was epic..