Raining Rembrandt

Raining Rembrandt is the art of covering your buthole with multiple colors of paint and farting them on something or somebody else.

Last night John gave that girl from the bar an imense Raining Rembrandt.

by E3ze July 15, 2017

Rembrandt's Kiss

While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?

I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.

by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024

Rembrandt

When you are with a girl, and you pull a chunk of her hair out, cum all over it, then pint her face with it

Matt was with a chick last night and he finally pulled off a Rembrandt for the ages!

by DC masterpieces September 17, 2022

Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.

That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.

by piGGman March 16, 2021