Relaxtavist 

1. Well meaning, but indeterminately chill attitude.

2. Lots of bumper stickers; stay at home.

"I was at the reggae show and saw lots of RELAXTAVISTS who were 'soldiers' fighting for equality, seemed like they were fighting to stay conscious."

Relaxtavist by TheKentagon June 13, 2017

Relaxtasting 

The act of chillin while simultaneously eating a delicious food.

Yo man, what did you do last night?

Oh not much, just a bit of relaxtasting.

Relaxtasting by DragonsDragons October 16, 2009

relativistic 

moving at an extremely high velocity.

From the Special Theory of Relativity published in 1905 by Albert Einstein and his expression e=mc^2.

Although this term is strictly a hyperbole, since only very small particles in lab accelerators can approach the speed of light, it's use can be an appropriate exaggeration in certain cases.

I just got passed by an R1, he was relativistic!

relativistic by paulvmunix July 21, 2008

Relaxtivity

An activity that while doing provides relaxation to the individual.

I find that walking through the forest give me a lot of relaxtivity because the forest sounds soothe me.

Relaxtivity by lab man December 15, 2009

relaxivist 

re-lax-iv-ist

n. A proponent or practitioner of relaxivism: one who chooses not to be alarmed about issues promoted by ideologues as something to be alarmed about.

adj.
1. Of, relating to, or engaged in relaxivism.
2. Of, relating to, or being an relaxivist.

Professor Brown, a leading relaxivist researcher, is teaching a course in relaxivism to help students control their stress responses to those issues discussed in the mainstream public narrative that use stridency and buzzwords but which are are short on empirical evidence.

relaxivist by Beliaik February 3, 2017

moral relativist 

A moral relativist is one with a snarky attitude and bloated sense of self-importance. They can be found loitering about college campus' for years on end in multiple graduate school programs. If you are unfortunate to have one in your freshman philosophy class they will ask "questions" that are not so carefully disguised claims of superiority over the professor and all other students. Often known to despise organized religion and wear anti-religious bigotry on his/her sleeve, while displaying outrage at all other forms of bigotry. They become loud and angry if you point out that such outrage ironically hinges on moral absolutism.

- There is no right and wrong, there is only perception of right and wrong.
- Is that so? Well you won't mind if I do this.
::smacks moral relativist in the mouth::
- OW! Why did you do that?
- I perceived it as the right thing to do during this conversation.

moral relativist by Jan OLeary May 3, 2010

Relativistic Engineering

The discipline of designing machines, structures, or systems that must operate under the extreme conditions of near-light-speed travel or in regions of intense gravitational fields where relativity is the dominant force. It’s mechanical engineering for a universe where mass increases with velocity, lengths contract, and synchronizing clocks is a philosophical nightmare. Forget steel and bolts; think about containing energies that warp local spacetime.

*Example: Designing the hull of a relativistic starship. At 0.9c, even a speck of interstellar dust hits with the energy of a nuclear bomb. Your shielding isn't just "strong metal"; it might involve creating a forward-facing plasma shield or using a projected magnetic field to ionize and deflect atoms. Also, your onboard computers have to be built from the ground up to handle their own internal signals experiencing time dilation relative to other parts of the ship. It's engineering where the textbook pages are stuck together with space-time curvature.* It's Relativistic Engineering.

Relativistic Engineering by Abzugal January 24, 2026