Red Delicious

A nickname borrowed from the common apple which is used to describe an extremely attractive female who easily turns red due to any kind of embarrassment or laughter.

Casper: "Hey girl, you're super cute."
Jessica: "Awww stop it! You're making me blush!"
Casper: "You're even cuter when you blush. You're a Red Delicious!"

Red Delicious by crispychicken November 1, 2012

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red delicious

a red delicious apple(commonly used by bret from Flight of the Conchords)

I would like a red delicious and a banana.

red delicious by chuck charles August 7, 2007

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Red Delicious

A sexual act of cunnilingus during mensuration immediately proceeded by giving her a sloppy kiss on the mouth, ergo delivering her some red delicious.

I earned my red wings the other day with Susan after she surprised me by giving me a kiss and saying "red delicious".

Red Delicious by Suzy Creamchese February 21, 2011

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Red Delicious

A high quality of marijuana

I just pick up an ounce of red delicious

Red Delicious by Deedsta April 5, 2008

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Red Delicious

A cold Budweiser in a bottle

Biegelman ordered a Red Delicious for himself and a Zima for McKay

Red Delicious by jazzless2001 October 14, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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