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Reality Theory

The summation of all the most prominent conspiracy theories that completely alter the world's history from the modern scientific account. Including Religion/God, Flat Earth Theory, Mythological history, No Forest Theory, Khazarian Jews, Illuminati/Rothschild/New World Order, Phantom Time Hypothesis, Faked Moon-landing, etc.
Person 1: Dude, you really believe in that Illuminati conspiracy theory?
Person 2: No, I believe in the Reality Theory, it's so much more than that
Reality Theory by elbenoloco May 10, 2021
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Illogical Reality Theory

The extension of Illogical Universe Theory to reality as a whole—the claim that reality, in its full depth, includes contradictions, paradoxes, and phenomena that resist logical systematization. Reality may not be a logical system; it may be a messy, layered, self-contradictory tapestry that logic can only partially map. Illogical Reality Theory doesn't abandon logic—it abandons the assumption that reality must be logical. Logic remains useful, but as a tool, not as a mirror. Reality may be bigger than logic, stranger than consistency, deeper than non-contradiction.
Illogical Reality Theory "Your philosophical system demands consistency. But look at your own life—you hold contradictory beliefs, feel conflicting emotions, act against your own interests. Illogical Reality Theory says: that's not failure; that's reality. Consistency is a human demand, not a cosmic given. Reality includes contradiction; your logic just has to deal."

Irrational Reality Theory

The claim that reality includes fundamentally irrational elements—not just non-logical but counter-rational, resistant to reason, perhaps even absurd. Irrational Reality Theory draws on existentialist and absurdist traditions: reality is not just indifferent to human concerns but actively absurd in its structure. Camus's absurd—the collision between human demand for meaning and reality's silent meaninglessness—is a version of this. Reality isn't just non-rational; it's irrational in the sense of frustrating reason, mocking it, exceeding it.
Irrational Reality Theory "You seek meaning; reality offers none. You seek justice; reality distributes suffering randomly. Irrational Reality Theory says: that's not accident—that's structure. Reality is irrational in the sense that it continually frustrates the very reason we use to understand it. The absurd isn't a mistake; it's the truth."

Constructed Reality Theory

A framework asserting that what we take as reality is a construct—a product of human practices, language, and social agreements. This doesn’t mean reality is “fake” but that our access to it and its meaning are always mediated by construction. The theory encompasses social constructionism, symbolic interactionism, and phenomenological constructionism. It explains why different communities can have different “realities” while still living in the same physical world: they’ve constructed different meaning systems, institutions, and ways of engaging.
Example: “Constructed reality theory explains why the same piece of land is a sacred site to one group, a resource to another, and a legal territory to a third—all real, all constructed.”

Infrapersonal Reality Theory

An extension of Interpersonal Reality Theory, focusing on the infra‑individual level—the cognitive, neurological, and psychological infrastructure that shapes how each person experiences reality. It posits that before interpersonal differences, there are infrapersonal differences: variations in attention, memory, sensory processing, and cognitive schemas that mean no two people ever experience the “same” world, even when standing side by side. Reality is not only interpersonally negotiated but also infrapersonally constructed, built from the unique architecture of each mind.
Example: “His infrapersonal reality theory explained why they could never agree on the memory: her brain encoded the event through emotional salience, his through factual detail—different realities from the moment of perception.”

Interpersonal Reality Theory

A theoretical framework positing that reality—or at least what individuals experience as “real”—varies from person to person, shaped by personal history, community belonging, cultural background, and social position. It argues that facts, evidence, and even the criteria for what counts as proof are not universal but are mediated through interpersonal relationships and group identities. Two people can look at the same event and inhabit two different “realities” because their frameworks for interpreting it are incommensurable. The theory does not claim that nothing exists outside perception, but that our access to reality is always filtered through the interpersonal contexts that constitute us.
Example: “They argued past each other for hours until she invoked Interpersonal Reality Theory: ‘We’re not disputing facts; we’re living in different realities shaped by different communities, and until we acknowledge that, we’ll never hear each other.’”

Frankenstein Reality Theory

A meta-ontological framework proposing that what we call "reality" is not a seamless, coherent whole but a patchwork stitched together from incompatible fragments: scientific descriptions (quarks, waves), lived experiences (colors, pains), social constructions (money, borders), and cultural interpretations (spirits, ancestors). These fragments do not logically cohere—quarks have no color, yet we see red; money has no intrinsic value, yet we die for it. Yet reality functions. Frankenstein Reality Theory argues that reality is assembled from heterogeneous parts—like Frankenstein’s monster—that somehow move together. It rejects the demand for a unified theory of everything (TOE) as a metaphysical fantasy. Instead, it embraces ontological pluralism: different domains have different rules, and contradiction is managed, not resolved. This theory explains why quantum mechanics and general relativity remain unreconciled yet both work; why consciousness seems non-physical yet arises from neurons; why social constructs feel as real as rocks. It is a humble, post-foundationalist realism.
Example: “Frankenstein Reality Theory explains how she can be a physicist who believes in quantum fields and a devout Catholic who prays to saints—two incompatible realities stitched into one functional life.”
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