Reality Theory

The summation of all the most prominent conspiracy theories that completely alter the world's history from the modern scientific account. Including Religion/God, Flat Earth Theory, Mythological history, No Forest Theory, Khazarian Jews, Illuminati/Rothschild/New World Order, Phantom Time Hypothesis, Faked Moon-landing, etc.

Person 1: Dude, you really believe in that Illuminati conspiracy theory?
Person 2: No, I believe in the Reality Theory, it's so much more than that

by elbenoloco May 10, 2021

Illogical Reality Theory

The extension of Illogical Universe Theory to reality as a whole—the claim that reality, in its full depth, includes contradictions, paradoxes, and phenomena that resist logical systematization. Reality may not be a logical system; it may be a messy, layered, self-contradictory tapestry that logic can only partially map. Illogical Reality Theory doesn't abandon logic—it abandons the assumption that reality must be logical. Logic remains useful, but as a tool, not as a mirror. Reality may be bigger than logic, stranger than consistency, deeper than non-contradiction.

Illogical Reality Theory "Your philosophical system demands consistency. But look at your own life—you hold contradictory beliefs, feel conflicting emotions, act against your own interests. Illogical Reality Theory says: that's not failure; that's reality. Consistency is a human demand, not a cosmic given. Reality includes contradiction; your logic just has to deal."

by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026

Irrational Reality Theory

The claim that reality includes fundamentally irrational elements—not just non-logical but counter-rational, resistant to reason, perhaps even absurd. Irrational Reality Theory draws on existentialist and absurdist traditions: reality is not just indifferent to human concerns but actively absurd in its structure. Camus's absurd—the collision between human demand for meaning and reality's silent meaninglessness—is a version of this. Reality isn't just non-rational; it's irrational in the sense of frustrating reason, mocking it, exceeding it.

Irrational Reality Theory "You seek meaning; reality offers none. You seek justice; reality distributes suffering randomly. Irrational Reality Theory says: that's not accident—that's structure. Reality is irrational in the sense that it continually frustrates the very reason we use to understand it. The absurd isn't a mistake; it's the truth."

by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026