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Rawloins 

One who enjoys the many joys of Deep Heat, falling, breaking appendages etc. Usually the shortest person in the group, their tininess is met only by their getting-off-with-people ability. Widely believed to be distantly related to the plant family due to ability to seemingly produce alcohol into their system from nowhere. Cannot perform five consecutive cartwheels.
She's broken her ankle again, that crazy Rawloins
Rawloins by Aleksander Green November 5, 2010
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Rawlins handshake 

the act of using a prosthetic hand to masturbate either yourself or your partner. Either end can be used.
while my amputee girlfriend was taking a shower, I helped myself to a Rawlins handshake.
Rawlins handshake by Poe whitrash September 7, 2012

Rawlins Suprise

Joint with one final tasty, huge bud right at the end to perk you up!
"ahh man i got sooooo stoned the other night"
"ooh right what off of?"
"a rawlins suprise"
a welsh name belongs to people who know who they love and are very passionate and clever if you ever come across a Rawlins never ever let them go they are keepers
oh my god i found a rawlins last night i think im going to keep him for ever
Rawlins by katforeyes November 13, 2012

Rawlinson 

Surname. A surname given to very few people, people who happen to be incredible. Great at everything. Every woman wants their boyfriends/husbands/fuck buddies surname to be Rawlinson as it is simply epic. Can never be whipped. Woman obeys every word. The women have the best booty/ass and has an amazing rack/boobs.
Comes from an origin of excellence.

Can be given a nickname of rawly/raw/rawlo/rawlin.
Girl 1: what is his name?
Girl 2: *first name*... Rawlinson
Girl 1: OH my god, you're so lucky!! Why can't I meet someone with the surname Rawlinson?
Girl 2: You clearly don't have the required looks..Your booty isn't nice enough.
Rawlinson by BtotheR May 28, 2013

Max Rawlinson 

To be called a Max Rawlinson is to be considered the lowest point in your entire life and you should seriously consider suicide. His cock is so small and he gets beaten up by 9 year old girls. Some say he sucks cock so hard that he still has foreskin stuck in his throat, causing his extremely high pitch voice. Has no chance at getting pussy that you almost feel bad for him until you remember his bedtime is 6:30 and he likes fortnite. Also known as Mr pickles, commonly abbreviated to pickle bitch, pickle bot, pickle nigger, pickle sweat.
I'm sorry. I didn't want to say this, but seriously. You're being a Max Rawlinson. *Other person instantly kills themselves.*

crack rawlins 

some one who is a complete cunt, with disregard to all other human life
that guy is a fuckin crack rawlins, he put ketchup over a disabled guys head
crack rawlins by marc roussel September 18, 2008