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Raviolism 

Raviolism is a sect of Pastafarianism that rejects the concept of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Instead, Raviolists believe that Chef Boyardee, the Holy Ravioli, created the Grand Formuoli.

Those who follow Raviolism are known to eat large servings of ravioli to display their devotion to the Chef. This typically occurs on dates with significance, such as holidays. Eating the dish as a part of their daily regimen is also encouraged, but never enforced.

Raviolism's teachings suggest that all pasta is not created equal. In fact, rotini is often regarded as impure. Some have dared to suggested that rotini is the symbol of an unholy deity and others have formed cults based on this concept. Following (or simply believing in the existence of) this deity, dubbed Rotinii, is considered blasphemous by the majority of Raviolists.
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Raviolism by Bug911 February 2, 2015
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ravioli rumbles 

ravioli rumbles is when you have the deep unrelenting need to have some ravioli. preferably chef Boyardee
Dave: What do you want for dinner tonight John?
John: I think I have the ravioli rumbles
Dave: I'll get the chef Boyardee

Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Formuoli

A sneaky way of stealing something, plankton used this to steal the secret formula

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Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Formuoli...Now spongebob

ravioli ravioli

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Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli 

A subliminal message, pretending to be “Ravioli, Ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!”
Used by evil single-celled amoebas and plankton.
Robot Krabs: Don’t listen to him, SpongeBob. Remember: ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli 

Superlative usage of the expression Holy Moly.
May only be spoken/written by supreme members with a doctorate.
Dr. Phil: Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli! I demolished Danielle Bregoli the other day.

Obama: Lmao

Count Ravioli 

When some asks if your name is Count Ravioli and you respond with Stephan.
Are you Count Ravioli?

No, I'm Stephan.
Count Ravioli by werty222 October 4, 2017
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