A self-proclaimed “loyal guy” whose loyalty expires faster than milk in summer. Known for deep conversations that mysteriously always end up about sex. Can’t remember anniversaries but remembers his own shirtless body. Still lurking like your unpaid Netflix subscription: useless, annoying, and hard to get rid of.
Ugh, stop being such a Ravi Arora—this isn’t about sex, and no one asked for your shirtless opinion.
by Sugarcane Juice August 11, 2025
