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Ramplin' 

1. A word that describes having sex on a treadmill. Apparently, 'slow walk' is an appealing setting that will not give your ass carpet burn that chafes like a hotplate to the lower ballsack. It is commonly used by nymphomaniac/fitnessmaniac Richard Simmons, during associations involving large cops in thongs, and a smothering of K&Y jelly.
2. A word that ADD afflicted Chat-Room addict DrugAbuse, used because his keyboard is from Dell, and Dell sucks.
1. Dave- I was ramplin' Cheryl last night, but I forgot to set it to slow walk, so I had to rube Vaseline all over my balls and my ass.
Sam- You're not my friend anymore.
2. DrugAbuse- Nah, I'm just ramplin'
DrugAbuse- Oh crap, typo. Stupid Dell.
Ramplin' by DrugAbuse June 28, 2008
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im only rampin wit ya
rampin by Aaron Hall February 11, 2004

Ramblin' man 

A man who often has a strong affinity for women but is too much of a restless soul to settle down; therefore, he often breaks hearts. His own as much as the women he is with.
Waylon Jennings - I'm a Ramblin' Man.
You're standin' too close to the flame. Once I mess with your mind, Your little heart won't beat the same. Lord, I'm a ramblin' man, Don't mess around with any ol' ramblin' man.

Led Zeppelin - Ramble On.
Got no time to for spreadin' roots. The time has come to be gone. And tho' our health we drank a thousand times. It's time to Ramble on

Allman Brothers Band - Ramblin' Man
Lord, I was born a ramblin' man. Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can. And when it's time for leavin'. I hope you'll understand. That I was born a ramblin' man.
Ramblin' man by freezedawg9 February 28, 2013

Rampin' Panthers 

1. Arguably the greatest cover band of all time. They can pretty much perform any song known to man, woman, and gorilla.

2. A flavor of ice cream found in the Congo jungles.
1. Guy 1: You going to the Green Day concert?
Guy 2: I've never fucking heard of them! I'm going to the Rampin' Panther's concert, foo!

2. Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Rampin' Panthers ice cream worth a gazillion dollars!!1!!L!!L!!!L

ramblin' man 

As in the song "Ramblin' Man" from the legendary Allman Brothers band, it is one who is always on the move, travelling constantly, wherever life may take him.
He's here today and gone tomorrow; a real ramblin' man.
ramblin' man by AlwaysRamblin August 6, 2009

Ramblin' Man 

A man who often has a strong affinity for women but is too much of a restless soul to settle down; therefore, he often breaks hearts. His own as much as the women he is with.
1) Yea, Bob's a great guy but he's a Ramblin' Man, so expect him to up and leave one day with little notice.

2) Bob is gone. He left last night after he balled me. What are you gonna do? He's a Ramblin' Man.

Ramblin' 

Traveling, usually to escape regret or strong emotion.
"I've got ramblin' on my mind." - Eric Clapton

Don't expect to find Lewis here, he's a ramblin' man.
Ramblin' by The Southern Rambler February 23, 2011
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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