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Ramplin' 

1. A word that describes having sex on a treadmill. Apparently, 'slow walk' is an appealing setting that will not give your ass carpet burn that chafes like a hotplate to the lower ballsack. It is commonly used by nymphomaniac/fitnessmaniac Richard Simmons, during associations involving large cops in thongs, and a smothering of K&Y jelly.
2. A word that ADD afflicted Chat-Room addict DrugAbuse, used because his keyboard is from Dell, and Dell sucks.
1. Dave- I was ramplin' Cheryl last night, but I forgot to set it to slow walk, so I had to rube Vaseline all over my balls and my ass.
Sam- You're not my friend anymore.
2. DrugAbuse- Nah, I'm just ramplin'
DrugAbuse- Oh crap, typo. Stupid Dell.
Ramplin' by DrugAbuse June 28, 2008
Words you can keep
messing around
im only rampin wit ya
rampin by Aaron Hall February 11, 2004

Ramblin' man 

A man who often has a strong affinity for women but is too much of a restless soul to settle down; therefore, he often breaks hearts. His own as much as the women he is with.
Waylon Jennings - I'm a Ramblin' Man.
You're standin' too close to the flame. Once I mess with your mind, Your little heart won't beat the same. Lord, I'm a ramblin' man, Don't mess around with any ol' ramblin' man.

Led Zeppelin - Ramble On.
Got no time to for spreadin' roots. The time has come to be gone. And tho' our health we drank a thousand times. It's time to Ramble on

Allman Brothers Band - Ramblin' Man
Lord, I was born a ramblin' man. Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can. And when it's time for leavin'. I hope you'll understand. That I was born a ramblin' man.
Ramblin' man by freezedawg9 February 28, 2013

Rampin' Panthers 

1. Arguably the greatest cover band of all time. They can pretty much perform any song known to man, woman, and gorilla.

2. A flavor of ice cream found in the Congo jungles.
1. Guy 1: You going to the Green Day concert?
Guy 2: I've never fucking heard of them! I'm going to the Rampin' Panther's concert, foo!

2. Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Rampin' Panthers ice cream worth a gazillion dollars!!1!!L!!L!!!L

ramblin' man 

As in the song "Ramblin' Man" from the legendary Allman Brothers band, it is one who is always on the move, travelling constantly, wherever life may take him.
He's here today and gone tomorrow; a real ramblin' man.
ramblin' man by AlwaysRamblin August 6, 2009

Ramblin' Man 

A man who often has a strong affinity for women but is too much of a restless soul to settle down; therefore, he often breaks hearts. His own as much as the women he is with.
1) Yea, Bob's a great guy but he's a Ramblin' Man, so expect him to up and leave one day with little notice.

2) Bob is gone. He left last night after he balled me. What are you gonna do? He's a Ramblin' Man.

Ramblin' 

Traveling, usually to escape regret or strong emotion.
"I've got ramblin' on my mind." - Eric Clapton

Don't expect to find Lewis here, he's a ramblin' man.
Ramblin' by The Southern Rambler February 23, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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