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Rainguard 

Verb, To protect an initiative/object/project from any potential harm or derailment. It is a pre-emptive action that has to be taken to make sure that any project isn’t negatively impacted by stakeholder comments, dissemination or misinterpretation. To be applied to particularly sensitive topics that need to be safeguarded to ensure their success.

To be used in a sentence as one would “protect”. Think of it as a higher-order protection.
We have to rainguard our strategic investment initiatives.
Rainguard by DirkishDelight March 14, 2011
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Ringtard 

Someone who lets a a phone ring long and loud.
"Yo who's the ringtard rocking Leichte Kavallerie on high?"
Ringtard by C-Monkey December 13, 2008

raintard 

The act of driving like a retard when it starts to rain
The guy in front of me is driving like a total raintard
raintard by Chilton Burr July 18, 2005

Ringtard 

noun: Ringtard
A person who constantly puts annoying ring tones on their cell phone.

Adj: Ringtarded
Describes annoying cell phone ring tones.
Noun:
Hey Ringtard, change that annoying noise coming out you cell phone. I'm sick of hearing a stupid train horn every 5 minutes!

Adj:
You know the regular sound of a phone ringing is sufficient instead of all that ringtarded crap you have coming out of yours.
Ringtard by Tesaco November 12, 2009

Ringtard 

Retard from Ringtown, PA
Jiffy is really a ringtard.
Ringtard by Rogav July 13, 2015

Raintarded

To be afflicted with symptoms of mental retardation while operating a motor vehicle in rainy conditions.
“I was late for work because everyone was raintarded this morning
Raintarded by moria01 November 10, 2010

RainGaurd 

Fans used to cool someone off. The name is derived from the fact that they have a mechanism to protect from rain.
I'm so happy that I got this RainGaurd fan!!!
RainGaurd by doodeoo August 21, 2006