Ragnes

A woman who is Patron Saint to kick ass females.

A cross between Ragnar of Viking legendry and St Agnes Patron Saint of wimpy women. Agnes smiles at her victims and then easily beats them with her polite comments then incredible athleticism and surprising strength.

During the 200 mile relay race she was able to Ragnes her way past 37 other runners who she left in the dust. Fifteen of them were men, many were not sure if they should salute her prowess, or cry and be picked up on the side of the road.

Ragnes by Ho-Man October 19, 2013

Ragesturbation

Angrily fapping.

"Damian is so hot but he doesn't want me... I guess I'll ragesturbate again"

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"

"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"

Ragesturbation by CrEaM n' SuGaR May 25, 2017

Ratnesh 

1. God of external love

2. Indian boy name, the origin comes from the god Rama

He looked as stunning as Ratnesh

Ratnesh by Professor Ramacrishnan November 23, 2020

Ragescaped 

The act of switching from one game to runescape while in a rage in order to lower heart rate and control ones anger and frustration.
Most people use this with call of duty due to the high frustration levels that come with the game. and because runescape is a less action packed rage inducing game. its very common for this to occur with players.

Optic Jewel RageScaped because she wasnt getting Quickscope kills in Call of duty: Modern Warfare 3.

Ragescaped by ThexLooneytunes February 14, 2012

Rayness 

Rayness, not to be confused by Gayness,

Is a condition when someone suddenly was "attacked" by cats.
Some Background Info:

Attacked is in quotations because cats never attack, they love. The cat shared their power with the Ray, the person benefited by Rayness, and he becomes a cat.
All cats were made like this since 289 BCE.

There is an original Ray, from 289 BCE. He currently resides in Buckingham Palace and can be met on Discord. Rumour is he spies for the cats in a server known as Leon's USSR. Very terrifying. I wouldn't want to be Leon.
Ray has special powers, due to his Rayness.

He has these specific powers:
Regenerative Healing Factor, Adoptive Muscle Memory, Body Part Substitution, Anatomical Liberation, Additional Limbs,
Organic Constructs, Defection, Replication, Invisibility, Laser Eyes, Transfiguration, and the Sonic Scream.

Rayness itself, now that we have covered the background info,
is the condition that occurs once you are attacked by cats. You become the most nicest person on Earth, giving people money, loving cats, and being an overall joy to even the most wretched people. Significant changes include, but are not limited to, loving cats, saying :c, >:c, ;c, c:, aaaaaa, yeye, yeap, and being immune to Melon Simpitis.

RAY IS THE CHAD.

People bow to Ray, the one with Rayness. Rayness is easily accessible by everyone to become a Ray.

Ray: Haiiiiii
Bobert the Cat: Heyyy
Melon: Yo its Ray!
*Everyone*: Ay ray, my man
Mikhail: psst yo, spy on this guy
Leon: Not surprisingly, you have done exactly 92857345940392876298590105869 different tasks in 5 minutes. Impressive
Kass: Ray is a robot, confirmed
Matias: Word
Felix: RAY, Arrest that man
Yusuf: I wanna have Rayness
Bobbo: HI DAD!
Kimba: Bruh me too
Vasily: Ray my REDACTED
Snowflake: *sues Vasily*
Snowflake: I'll never sue Ray tho

Hokage: Ray, you must translate this.
Ray: I love Rayness, lemme give all of you some!

Rayness by Paki, Gen. of Pakistan November 30, 2020

ragesterbation 

The act of masturbation while enraged, furious, or in an otherwise aggressive state of mind in order to attempt to release the negative feelings. Not to be confused with passive-agresterbation

I was so pissed when my girlfriend dumped me that I spent all of the next day in an act of ragesterbation to her image.

ragesterbation by Reese Cuppy October 20, 2010

Ragesterbate

To become so enraged and then masturbate. That act is nearly unlawful to the individuals testicles.

Zutis became so angry over the lack of loot, he raged off of skype and ragesterbated, while screaming his own name.

Ragesterbate by Nasres December 3, 2011