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vainloit

When you fall due to having a blanket tied around your ankles.

"Gol-Darn it! I jut vainloited on the floor! Now my lip is busted!"

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When you clench your booty cheeks so hard that dimples form on your bum.

"Damn, Faith! Back at it again with those quimples! You're my fetish queeeeeen! All hail Queen of Quimples, Faith!"

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