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Queefelog 

1. A term used to describe a penis that, while in the course of intercourse, begins to force Queefes out of a vagina.

2. A magic log in the woods that women sit and Queefe on when nobody else is looking.
For term 1. " Last night I drank to much and jen came over. Needless to say the queefelog made an apperance."

For term 2. " Holy shit I found the Queefelog. I could smell it before I could see it though..."
Queefelog by aaron fes October 2, 2007
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Queefology 

The intellectual pursuit of greater understanding of the warm, moist gust of air known simply as the queef.
I have a MSc in queefology, some say I am the master of the queef.
Queefology by Queeferage March 26, 2018

Queeflord 

Someone who has mastered the removal of his penis during intercourse that he can willfully induce a queef nearly 100% of the time.
Dude, I heard Matt is a queeflord!
Queeflord by Queeflord March 22, 2009

queefelicious 

A queef that is to delicious to be a queef. It may taste different depending on the vaginal care. For example a weel kept one may taste like rasberrys.
guy : Wow that queef tasted like peach

girl : that was no queef, that was queefelicious
queefelicious by Big mike man November 24, 2021

Qweefology 

Qweefology is the academic study of air propulsion expelled from a woman's vaginal cavity during extreme moments of released tension.
During my lab class at school, Qweefology 141, we measured projected air speed by using ping pong balls.
Qweefology by mr Pooky October 2, 2007

queereographer

"Our queereographer canceled rehearsal tonight. He's totally doing that skank Justin."
queereographer by CMCK May 3, 2007

Queeferoni and cheese 

A gigantic queef that expells moist chedder cheese from the vagina, instead of stinky hot air
Jeremy "Dude, my girlfriend made me some nasty Queeferoni and cheese last night"
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