Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.
Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?
A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.
A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.
by The Sea N Taylor September 6, 2010
When you're having vaginal intercourse with a woman, you insert your testicles into her rectum. When you're ready to blow your load, you pull out both your genitals and put your balls into the woman's mouth to suck on, while you finish jerking yourself off only to finish on her forehead/hair.
Jessica doesn't like Gary anymore. I hear he gave her the ol' Double Quaker Shaker last night. What a legend.
by Dick Cheney's aborted son June 20, 2021
Similar to the Thug Shaker, the Quaker Shaker defines when a historically Protestant Christian shakes their fat juicy ass on display for all to see.
John: "Alloweth me seeth yond rampallian shaketh knave! i wanteth to seeth the Quaker Shaker!"
Milhous: *stripping his clothes* "thee did bet!" *begins to shaketh his juicy ass*
John: "anon thats some fine quak'r rampallian!"
Milhous: *stripping his clothes* "thee did bet!" *begins to shaketh his juicy ass*
John: "anon thats some fine quak'r rampallian!"
by Checkmate36 March 13, 2023