Could be considered the greatest last name in all of Lithuania. People with last name of 'Puzas' are generally emotional and can sometimes lean to the darker side of themselves. Could also be 'tainted' with an acute form of gayness, but then again, everyone is alittle gay, right?
by Labyrinthlove777 February 7, 2009
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He is basically blonde 1.71 meters height or 5'7 feet weighs around 71 kg usually wears adidas lightmotion or airmax 90's
Runs very fast so you can hear the tutonic plates shifting while his massive petite body steps on the ground every second before seeing him sprint at you rethinf your life all you memories because you are either about to be dismembered alive by this monster or he will just play Yeat on his iphone 7 his enemies are usually named Emilis, and he doesnt support lgbtq propaganda, he is actually very homophobic did i mention he is basically a manipulative piece of shit? If u stand beetwen him and his goal you wont notice how he manipulates you into suicide.
He is basically blonde 1.71 meters height or 5'7 feet weighs around 71 kg usually wears adidas lightmotion or airmax 90's
Runs very fast so you can hear the tutonic plates shifting while his massive petite body steps on the ground every second before seeing him sprint at you rethinf your life all you memories because you are either about to be dismembered alive by this monster or he will just play Yeat on his iphone 7 his enemies are usually named Emilis, and he doesnt support lgbtq propaganda, he is actually very homophobic did i mention he is basically a manipulative piece of shit? If u stand beetwen him and his goal you wont notice how he manipulates you into suicide.
John: Hey did you hear Simas Pužas joined our school?
Billy: pray on my mommas feet he a tsar level bomb threat to humanity u signed ur death certificate without picking up a pen
Billy: pray on my mommas feet he a tsar level bomb threat to humanity u signed ur death certificate without picking up a pen
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Get the sapnu puas mug.Getting a hand job from a 50 year old married woman (preferably after finger blasting her in a bar bathroom) while simultaneously taking a piss. Due to the jerking motion of the hand job generally not a single drop of urine ends up in the urinal.
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Get the las pusas mug.This is the action taken when someone is pissed at someone and wants revenge. All it involves is 2 angry Latinas, a sandal, a strong Latina arm, and a rationalization behind this absolute #galfight starter. This can solely be done by a Latina female, as it involves extreme hand-eye coordination which can be seen on the common pissed-off Latina. One Latina is walking away thinking she just won the argument and that she is the literal shit. The other Latina then takes her sandal and aimlessly chucks the sandal with the goal of hitting the not-so-cool-thinks-she’s-the-shit Latina, preferably in the head or upper ass. This sandal, having been thrown by a pissed-off Latina, will inevitably hit the other girl.
Juanita just found out she’s not invited to margaritas quinceañera. They get into an intense argument when margarita storms off thinking she is the shit. Right then and there, Juanita pulls a putashuta and hits the bitch in the face. Boom. Putashutad.
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Asian Bro : Bro, I ain't Purasian doh.
Asian Bro : Bro, I ain't Purasian doh.
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