by A.Dangles February 27, 2009
When you're pleasuring yourself under the covers, and your feline friend playfully attacks your moving hand, thereby totally ruining the mood.
Last night I was { jacking off},and just as I was getting ready to {cum}, Fluffy pulled a Surprise pussy jack-attack and totally broke my rhythm.
by Balls O'Rork July 7, 2010
The fine art of of fucking a pussy so hard the the vagina and butthole become one. Then, after the male explodes his massive load in the gaping hole of doom, the female and or circus freak will now defocate her organs/semen/fecal matter onto a ballgina. Soon after the thing with ballgina will simultaneously slap the circus freaks face with the bodily excrement.
Yo this fuckin cunt tried me, so i called up Yosephine with the ballgina to come over and we gave er the ol Dick pussy shit ballgina surprise :)
by dick fart surprise September 28, 2010