Pusst 

Verb (PUSSS-T)

1.) When the vagina tryna get your attention, but is tryna be quiet, it say "pusst"

2.) A sound the womans vagina makes as a mating call to other genitalia

Common Synonym: Quief

Woman's vagina to dick and/or other vagina: *PUSST*
*Assorted dicks and vaginas arrive without further effort*

Pusst by litbit89 July 18, 2018

Pisstits 

A girl who has serious bladder control issues, and on one occasion has been known to piss on her own tits after falling in a bathroom. She also regularly pisses herself in public places.

Person 1: "What is that pool of liquid on the chair in the kitchen?"
Person 2: "Pisstits was laughing too hard"
Person 1: "I am NOT clearing that up!"

Pisstits by Beejyging December 4, 2012

pisster 

A shitty poster...a pisster.

Coined by a Brit who couldn't say poster...

"You bought a right pisster there mate!"

pisster by MountTheTing March 5, 2020

Punster

Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.

Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"

Punster by G July 21, 2015

Pisstracted 

When a person desperately needs to go to the bathroom and all they can think about is taking a piss.

Dan was in a maths test but he couldn't think about the questions because he needed a piss. He failed because he was pisstracted.

Pisstracted by HurrDurr12 November 27, 2012

pusstank 

The "swamp-gas" smell you get when you split a chicks pussy open and your dick goes from hard to soft in 0.05 seconds.

The other night I was with this chick. I bent her over my couch...Cracka-lacka...I busted that pussy open. Her pusstank was so strong that my eyes water and my dick tucked between my balls.

pusstank by Apollo Eisley July 18, 2009

pisstipation 

Having to urinate very badly but being unable to no matter how hard you try.

The guy next to me at the urinals kept looking at my dong which caused severe pisstipation.

pisstipation by A tortured soul April 29, 2006