purple vagina Share definition Flag 1) Similar to blue balls but for members of the female gender. 2) Sexual frustration. Robin: Last night I was hooking up with a guy, and he gave me purple vagina, and then he refused to finish me off! purple vagina by Brown Eyed Girl May 28, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the purple vagina mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch