Pumpkin Carver

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}

Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy

Pumpkin Carver by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

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Glasweigan Pumpkin Carver

When having sex with a man/woman (depending on sexuality) and you are about to climax, you pull out and finish yourself off while staring intently into their eyes. Preferably move to the other side of the room and keep face free of emotion.

Wilkins: Did you hear I did the glasweigan pumpkin carver with Josie?
Dalkingtoff: That sounds pointless, I don't know why you did that.

Glasweigan Pumpkin Carver by Jolly Boy John January 24, 2013

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Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.

"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.

Carve your pumpkin by rarganCCS October 29, 2012