Pulling aunties

A term used by Punjabi Pakistani Americans to attract Pakistani American girls in a college setting, by any means necessary. Student centers are the preferred setting. The ideal number is at most two males, where one may wear a red bandanna, but it is not necessary.

We'll see you guys later , me and Juni are pulling aunties in the student center.

Pulling aunties by Don't get it October 9, 2016

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Pulling an Auntie K

Saying you're not hungry then ordering a double Baconator at Wendy's

"I probably won't order anything. (Two minutes later at drive up) I'll take a double baconator." Dude...you are pulling an Auntie K

Pulling an Auntie K by FP66 April 24, 2020

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Pulling an Auntie T

When you smash into another vehicle in your driveway, without hitting the brakes. Like, not even a little bit.

Wow did you see her crash into that Expedition?! She pulling an Auntie T !

Pulling an Auntie T by Kptnkuku October 17, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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