Pulling a Stan 

The act of tying your pregnant girlfriend up in the trunk, drinking a fifth of vodka and driving straight off a bridge due to the fact that Eminem didn't reply to your letters for 6 whole months or that you just give up on life.

Referring to the song Stan- By Eminem

Jake: Yo wtf i'm 12 and my girls preggo. FML

John: Man...you'll be better off pulling a stan

Pulling a Stan by Smartacle Noob May 27, 2010

pulling a Stanley Uris 

its a joke between the it fandom from when stanley uris killed himself on a bathub, usually when someone is really sad and goes to take a bath, or wishing them to kill themselves (please dont do that)

def. 1 i dont feel good, im going to take a bath

oh so your pulling a stanley uris rn?

def. 2 you are so annoying karen, why dont you pull a stanley uris?

pulling a Stanley Uris by ReddieBear May 6, 2020

pulling a Standish 

One who works very little. Usually takes credit for other peoples hard work, steals peoples ideas and uses them as his own, is known to take pictures of other peoples wife's and claim them as his own. Will find a way to get out of anything when the word " Hard work" is spoken, passing it on to other N.C.O.'S and Joes claiming he is to busy when he usually spends most of the day searching his name on the internet

guy#1 Hey look at Sargent dip shit all he does is eat sleep and tell stories.

Guy#2 Yep he's "pulling a Standish"

pulling a Standish by THESHITTHATMADEYOURSISTERASLUT March 13, 2012

pullin a Stanford 

v.

1. When someone commits a heinous act and the institution most associated with them (whether it be a school, business, government, etc.) does everything in its power to deny/cover up the act and protect the offending individual.

2. When an institution, organization, group does shady things to protect one of its members. Usually at the detriment of at least one innocent individual.

3. White privilege organization taking care of a white privilege individual at the expense of justice.

4. When a university's leadership does its best to sweep a rape/sexual assault case under the rug so its reputation isn't tarnished, instead of looking out for the welfare of their students by protecting the victim and ensuring the perpetrator (once convicted) is dealt with appropriately.

"Pullin a Stanford" is derived from the Brock Turner rape case wherein Stanford University did its utmost to downplay his charges as he was a Stanford swimmer . A strong example is how long it took, and how much pressure it took from the media, to get Turner's actual mugshots.

pullin a Stanford by Kr1sL3wis June 8, 2016

Pullin-A-Stanley 

When a man cums really quickly, as he is entering or before. Refers to when Stanley from the Tv series Skins nutted when he was making out with michelle. Also known as Extremely bad Pre-mature Ejaculation

Sarah: How was it with Luke last night?
Caroline: Well... to be honest he ejaculated on my covers in literally 4 seconds, he never even put it in yet.
Sarah: hahaha, thats called Pullin-A-Stanley
Caroline: Yah it was bad, but dont embarrass him even more

Pullin-A-Stanley by YS3 September 14, 2012