Pulling a Nelson

1.Telling your parents you are spending the night at a friends, while that friend tells their parents they are spending the night at yours. Hitting up every party and club in town.

2. Tricking your parents into hanging with friends. Ending up sleeping in your car or theirs.

Question: Hey dude want to pull a nelson?

Response: Sure! Already on it!

Question: Hey bro why did you get grounded?

Response: I was in the middle of "pulling a nelson" and my parents found out I wasn't really at Bobs.

Pulling a Nelson by Gannzo December 30, 2013

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Pulling a Nelson

Pulling a Nelson:
Refusing to get out of your police car even if someone is shot inside of a house and is needing medical attention.

Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

Pulling a Nelson
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

Pulling a Nelson by Grunt116 April 18, 2022

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pulling a liam neeson

when an actor or actress only does revenge movies until they crap themselves off of the a-list

I heard Kiefer Sutherland was considering pulling a liam neeson.

pulling a liam neeson by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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