pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood
jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022
To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).
"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"
by Chekhov's AK47 March 9, 2014
When you ask a girl that you know if she wants to go out with you and your friends to the pub under the guise of maybe setting her up with one of your friends. Which you aren't so sure if you clearly explained that to her at the start. Only to find out that she thought that you wanted to take her out on a date, and completey blows you and all your friends off because she found out that you in fact have a girlfriend.
Dude what happened to that girl. Oh she found out you had a girlfriend? Did you tell her? Yeah man you totally pulled a jordan.
by MosDawg February 3, 2007