Puffism 

Noun

Derived from the noun 'Puff'; the pure, unadulterated love one experiences when one has reached a state of relationship nirvana, Puffism is a philosophy that explores the notional existence of Puff and its role within the universe.

Acolytes of Puffism are generally referred to as puffins, and unlike many classic religious or philosophical movements it requires neither membership nor a statement of belief from its followers. In many cases one is a Puffin purely by reaching a state of Puff. Puffism exists purely in an academic form to help non-puffins reach Puff.

"Wow, it appears I was wrong about scientology. I'm embracing Puffism."

"Puff provides an a priori, teleological solution to the problem of mans inhumanity towards man'. - ch.2vs17 of the Bagapuff Ghita

Puffism by thisisnotariot March 5, 2011

Puffisim

A religion.

The people who follow it are called Puffists.

Religious figures in the Scripts of all Puffs: Mbu (Litt of all), Murphy (Litt of life and death), Hank (Litt of after life), Kevin (Messenger Litt), Shrok (Litt of above the waterline), Ost and Lou (Litts of below the water line).

He follows Puffisim.

Puffisim by anonymous May 19, 2022

Puffish Ögh 

A guy who likes to suck on anything and everything.

Jim: Why the fuck are you being such a puffish ögh!
Brad: I leik giving teh sucky wucky uwu

Puffish Ögh by Argentum860 September 3, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004