You grasp your partner's bum for dear life. As tight as Rose grasps Jack's hands in the icy sea. Fierce rear grasping, whilst giving oral and screeching like a pubescent pterodactyl with an insatiable libido.
Before jack was left as a fleshy Atlantic icicle he and rose indulged in the most tantric of Ptromblumpkins.
by Pterodactyan January 11, 2016
Get the Ptromblumpkin mug.A combination on the Rusty Trombone, (a sexual position in which a girl licks the man's asshole while giving him hand relief from behind), and The Blumpkin (a sexual position in which a man takes a dump and simultaneously receives oral pleasure). A modified toilet or a lot of creativity is required.
I received a quite satisfying Rusty Tromblumpkin last night!
I wish I had time for a Rusty Tromblumpkin!
Rusty Tromblumpkins are quite addictive!
I wish I had time for a Rusty Tromblumpkin!
Rusty Tromblumpkins are quite addictive!
by Jason Walburn February 20, 2008
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A mixture between a rusty trombone and a blumpkin.
In a Rusty Tromblumpkin, the male recieves a hand job while depositing feces directly into another person's mouth.
In a Rusty Tromblumpkin, the male recieves a hand job while depositing feces directly into another person's mouth.
No one talked to Catye anymore since her mouth reeked of feces from giving Matt a Rusty Tromblumpkin.
by Dan Stover January 17, 2008
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