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Definitions by Pterodactyan

Ptromblumpkin 

You grasp your partner's bum for dear life. As tight as Rose grasps Jack's hands in the icy sea. Fierce rear grasping, whilst giving oral and screeching like a pubescent pterodactyl with an insatiable libido.
Before jack was left as a fleshy Atlantic icicle he and rose indulged in the most tantric of Ptromblumpkins.
Ptromblumpkin by Pterodactyan January 11, 2016