Pseudomuse 

(sood-oh-meoos) n.

Translates directly to Fake Inspiration. Pseudomuse is the word used to describe a hipster, wannabe or poser. A pseudomuse is a person who claims to see something bigger than it really is, when really it's all a bunch of crap. The person has a fake inspiration.

Pseudomuse is also a word used to describe a thing someone claims to believe in. An attention whore who claims to love Jesus, is a pseudomuse who uses Jesus as a pseudomuse.

Commonly used as an alternate word for 'hipster' as the term has become too mainstream.

God, Stacey's such a freaking pseudomuse. Jesus doesn't love her, she's a whore.

Pseudomuse by ItsOmarGuys November 7, 2011

pseudomiszophilapecuniosity 

Literal Latin translation: false hatred of animals that love money.

George is disallowed to go to the zoo now on account of his recent diagnosis of pseudomiszophilapecuniosity. He has been reacting strangely to animals with various amounts of cash obtained from reluctant zoo guests. What a tragedy!!

pseudomiszophilapecuniosity by WALDO. That is all. May 27, 2010

pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism 

An inherited disorder that closely simulates the symptoms but not the consequences of pseudohypoparathyroidism and, thus it has mild or no manifestations of hypoparathyroidism or tetanic convulsions.

Dude:Yo man I gots dat pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism nigga!
Dude2:Nigga whats dat!
Dude:Its like pseudohypoparathryroidism but just not as bad!
Dude2:Damn!That shits curzy!

pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism by D3WM May 20, 2009

Pseudomasochist 

see goth.
usually found clustered in malls, congratulating themselves on how unique they are.
ubiquitous in areas with a hot topic.

i can't tell if he's a pseudomasochist or a mime.

Pseudomasochist by deva March 31, 2005

pseudosexual 

almost, approaching, or trying to be sexual in nature.

The occupation of a french maid, female nurse, or female officer are considered pseudosexual in popular westen culture.

pseudosexual by Lost_Prospekt June 29, 2011

pseudosexual 

A word with the same meaning as pseudo sexual. Pseudosexual is usually the adjective and pseudo sexual is used as a noun.

A pseudo sexual is a person who practices pseudosexual relationships in order to deceive, or confuse others of his or her "true" sexual orientation.

pseudosexual by Guido1 March 8, 2008

Pseudonese 

A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know Gary's Chinese?

Dude 2: Nah, he's pseudonese, he's only 1/16th Chinese.

Pseudonese by Actom360 August 16, 2014