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Prosmatic 

Pros - in favor of a proposition, opinion, etc. noun, plural pros. a proponent of an issue; a person who upholds the affirmative in a debate. an argument, consideration, vote, etc., for something.
matic - a suffix in English words referring to automatic.

Prosmatic - In favor an automated affirmative process, action or interest.
I support prosmatic production of medical equipment.
Prosmatic by DefineYourLIfe November 7, 2021
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Promatize 

v. To inflict trauma before, during, after, and/or about junior or senior high school prom.
- to be the victim of such horrible trauma.
Greg: Dude, did you see Jen? Her dress tore, her boyfriend dumped her, she got caught with a flask, and her hair lost it's curls!
Dude: Yeah, she was promatized.
Promatize by Mrpianoman June 8, 2007

Prosaic-ideas 

Ideas that normally appear in our brain in prosaic forms i.e. without any metrical composition.
We can say that “thinking is translating ‘prosaic-ideas’ without accessories” since ideas (in brain) do not follow any metrical composition.
Prosaic-ideas by Rajeeb2014 January 15, 2013

Progmatic 

This is the word that defines what all rock bands should be and sound like. When your band is Progmatic, it means that you are the best. Usually the singer is a tall, handsome type most likely with black or dark hair. Band members must all look good in leather and like getting their picture taken. Progmatic people have honest forthcoming personalities and keep their successes a hidden mystery.
Example 1: "Hey! Did you see that band? They are really Progmatic!"

Example 2: "That singer has a really Progmatic voice."

Example 3: "Elvis has really Progmatic sideburns."

Example 4: "Can I have a shot of Progmatic to drink with my beer?"
noun: a mythical hobbit-like creature with a very small penis.

synonym: suckantelope.
That guy on chatroulette flashing his peen looked just like Plasmatic.
Plasmatic by gillyfish July 13, 2011

prostatitis 

A large swollen and painful prostate.
"I heard Jimmy's got a bad case of prostatitis."
"Yeah. That's what you get for edging for weeks and weeks to Hentai porn."
"Serves him right. I hope it explodes out of his ass."
prostatitis by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

progmantic 

A progmantic is someone who is a romantic at heart but has a realistic view of love and goes about finding it in a pragmantic way, aware that fairytale romances are not readily available these days.
I'm a modern-day Sleeping Beauty, I don't believe Prince Charming will bring me back to life with a kiss (unless he's a first-aid worker); and in my experience the prince turns into a toad when you kiss him rather than the other way around. My idea of being good in bed isn't lying in bed for a hundred years waiting for Prince Charming to ride up on a white horse but I'll be happy if he turns up tomorrow in a convertible with red roses, chocolate and gorgeous stilettoes to take me out to dinner!
I'm a progmantic.
progmantic by princessetamtam March 23, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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